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Joke of the Day
"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"
Next Joke
"What do you call it when crows make noise? A caw-cawphony"
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut"
"How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar."
"Your life."
"What kind of food can't blind people eat? Seafood."
"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""
"Eating a rock is actually good for you. It's full of minerals!"
"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"
"2 guys are in a public bathroom One is white, and the other is black. The white guy says across the wall, ""This water is cold!"" to which the black guy replies, ""It's deep too!"""