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Joke of the Day
"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"
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"Its such a shame todays world is so politically correct, you cant even say Black Paint anymore, Instead you have to say ""Leeroy please paint the porch"""
"I asked a chinese girl for her number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out."
"Me: ""I'd like to pay by card."" Waiter: ""Contactless?"" Me: ""No, you can cuddle me."""
"Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever."
"U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg... Then you're good"
"The guy next door just put up his Christmas lights... I bet he's pissed because I beat him, I put mine up 5 years ago.."
"I wanna be rich enough to have 11 midgets who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast"
"what do you call a lazy kangaroo? a pouch potato"