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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? oral sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak"

"Did you hear that the DMV is going make all stop signs bilingual for Spanish Speakers in 2014? It's not going to be too expensive, though, all they have to do is add the ""e"" to the front."

"Dog training The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I had heart failure."

"I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial."

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"My wife gets crazy when it comes to sex. I've had it with her."

"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coughin?"""

"Two deer walk into a gay bar... 1 hour later they leave and one says to the other, ""damn I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in that place"""

"I dont care or think about the people in my past... there is some reason why they didn't make it to my future!"