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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? oral sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak"

"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."

"What side of a cake is the right side? The side that gets eaten because the other side is left."

"Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures? She couldn't find any mooovers."

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"I call my penis... ""the cartridge"" because women love to blow it"

"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!"

"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli."