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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."

"A man walks into a bakery... And looks at the prices of the bread. The bread is very cheap, and he tells the baker, ""Man, at that price this is a stale."""

"What do you get when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"

"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""

"What do you call an ""Asian"" that loves using moisturizer? Laotian."

"Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries."

"What is the difference between a blimp and 365 blowjobs? One is a Goodyear, the other is a Great year!"

"What car does Jesus drive? A Chrysler"

"My Terrible Joke How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast? Because there was a kellogg in the toilet"

"The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder: ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?"