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Joke of the Day

"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"

"Just got a great deal on some bottled water. The store was having a liquidation sale."

"in a gay bar WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"

"What's 9 inches long, rock hard, full of semen, and the ladies scream at? my cock."

"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."

"How do clams communicate? A shell phone!"

"I just found out diarrhea is genetic... It runs in your genes."

"Who was the dankest dictator of all time? LMao Zedong"

"One of my favorites from Fallout 3: I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."

"""If only she had a more expensive purse, THEN she'd be hot."" - no guy ever"