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Joke of the Day

"I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point."

"He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris ... dies."

"California is the best state. The nerds make the apps and the agents make the moving pictures. We keep the idiots happy. Give us your water."

"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"

"good news and bad news. bad news is the dog pissed on the bed ""we don't have a dog"" *smiles getting ready to deliver the good news*"

"What's the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures"

"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they go the speed limit in school zones.."

"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."

"So archaeologists found another Dead Sea Scroll... They opened it up, and read: GENESIS 1:0 ""Before the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris said, 'Let there be God.'"""

"a strain of weed that permanently erases your memories and reduces your brainwaves to the carefree infantile state of a newborn baby"