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Joke of the Day
"How do clams communicate? A shell phone!"
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"In the past hour I've dropped my phone and my computer. Let me hold your crying baby."
"The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis. It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's."
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."
"Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way."
"Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it."
"How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? A bad magician"
"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"
"What's the Difference between like, love and showing off?? Spit, Swallow and Gargle"
"I'm fluent in Morose Code. -Debbie Downers"