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Joke of the Day
"What's 9 inches long, rock hard, full of semen, and the ladies scream at? my cock."
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"I just licked guacamole off my elbow. Yup."
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"Every time your kid starts crying when they don't get what they want, just say ""I don't negotiate with terrorists."""
"Im not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB"
"What do you call a 350 pound stripper? Broke"
"Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence."
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