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Joke of the Day

"You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why? Because an elephant never forgets."

"Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies? One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it"

"Why you shouldn't masturbate Dad: Son, you shouldn't masturbate otherwise you'll go blind. Son: Dad, I'm over here..."

"Asked my ex-husband once for song requests. He said he wanted to hear the sound of silence. So I sang, ""Hello darkness, my old friend...."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boise ! Boise who ? Boise ivy !"

"How do you call a play on numbers? A pin."

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."

"A friend of mine told me all my clothes were gay... ""Keep your voice down!"" I yelled, ""some of them are still in the closet."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !"

"What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels."