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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a play on numbers? A pin."
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"I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson"
"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."
"I got into a fight with a baseball player. It wasn't too bad. All I did was strike him three times and he was knocked out."
"step 1. log onto instagram step 2. find wedding day hashtags, ex. ""SmithWedding2014"" step 3. use hashtag step 4. post pictures of yaks"
"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."
"If my phone is so ""smart"" how come it keeps letting me drunk dial my ex"
"So I asked my dad... So I asked my dad during Christmas dinner if anything were home made? He replied ""definitely not you."""
"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."
"I hired a golf pro to tell me what's wrong with my tee shots He said I was standing too close to the ball, after I hit it."