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Joke of the Day
"What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels."
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"So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black."
"Two guys are walking and one walks into a bar... The other one ducks"
"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"
"[shark tank] ""Hi, what's your product idea?"" Product? [holding bucket of live fish] I'm here to see the tank of sh-... I've made a mistake"
"Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them"
"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"
"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it!"
"An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor... An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor with a torn chiton, asks the tailor, ""Eumenides?"" The tailor responds, ""Euripedes?"""
"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."