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Joke of the Day
"What do Indian Flowers grow? Patels."
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"A negative times a negative is a positive... So if they say, ""no"", twice, it ain't rape."
"How do you kill a hipster? You drown him in the *Mainstream*"
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"
"Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road? Because he was crossed."
"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"
"A priests asks the convicted murderer...... A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""
"Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them""."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? C"
"Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name. So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex."