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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !"

"This Valentines Day I hope you got shot by Cupid and not a legless Olympic sprinter."

"I've got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation... so if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves."

"Mexican and black jokes are all the same....... Once you have heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"

"When my evening plans are ruined, I pay it forward by texting ""I'm pregnant"" to random numbers."

"Why do Donald Trump's hands seem to act erratically and sometimes seem to stop where they are at the worst times? He suffers from low-handwidth..."

"How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!"

"My work fired me for only losing a kilo! It sure is tough working for the International Bureau Of Weights And Measures..."

"There is a button on my microwave that says ""super clown"" and I do not ever push that button"

"One problem with autocorrect is that you always end up posting some thong that you didn't Nintendo."