202223
Joke of the Day
"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"
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"What do you call a 5'10"" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median."
"What do all battered women have in common? (In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen."
"What did the caesar salad say to the beat salad? Et tu beate?"
"My attorney's sole responsibility after I die will be to unfriend people that post anything about angels on my wall."
"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."
"What was the root of the problem dark ages? The potato famine."
"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"