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Joke of the Day

"Why you shouldn't masturbate Dad: Son, you shouldn't masturbate otherwise you'll go blind. Son: Dad, I'm over here..."

"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."

"I told my girlfriend I was named after Thomas Jefferson. She said, ""Your name is Brian."" I said, ""Right. But I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson."""

"How do whores in Westeros get into the castle? Hodor."

"Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland? Because they don't like the smell of Derry air."

"What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!"

"I don't like rape jokes. They're always so forced."

"So many people are worried that The Walking Dead could happen and I'm over here terrified that Idiocracy is actually happening."

"I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth"

"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."