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Joke of the Day

"So two fish are in a tank... One fish turns to the other fish and says ""Alright, you drive. I'll man the gun!"" Get it? Because they're in a *tank*."

"When I'm high, I'll call some customer service number and choose the Spanish option just for the challenge."

"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"

"What's your favorite thing about earth? It's just got such a great atmosphere."

"What do you call a man with a nose but no body? nobody knows"

"Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door."

"TIL Why homosexuals dress so nicely. It's because they spend most of their time in the closet."

"I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check."

"What is a gays favorite sandwich A lgblt."

"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."