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Joke of the Day
"What is a gays favorite sandwich A lgblt."
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"How many Redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One + all... One to screw in the lightbulb, the rest just bitch that it is a repost."
"Some guy at a party asked me, ""Who's cheese is on those chips?"" [Fixed] And I said, ""Well, obviously *na-chos*."" Get it? It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent."
"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."
"How do depressed people lighten' up? They drink bleach."
"My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally."
"ME: I wish I could just go back to the good old day FRIEND: don't you mean good old days? ME: no, I just had the one"
"Scientists believe the world began with the ""Big Bang"". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a ""bad case of gas""."
"Give me your best Chuck Norris joke. ^"
"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."