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Joke of the Day

"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."

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"What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta"
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? Trick question; the rooster."
"What do you call a black person that flys an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard"
"Knock Knock.. Whos there?---Broken Pencil---Broken Pencil who? --*pauses for a second*-- ---nevermind, its pointless.."
"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."
"I am so much angry!!! I just might go Super Saiyan!!!"
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"My girlfriend thought this up today. I found it hilarious and disgusting. What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole? A crap smear."