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Joke of the Day

"""Mommy, why does an old person's skin look so see-through?"" Aw, honey, it's just because they are getting ready to be a ghost. Sleep tight."

"if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas"

"I work at my stepfather's store. You think your boss is an asshole? Mine fucks my mom. - Cole Y."

"Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now."

"What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech? Someone who takes everything literally"

"What do you call a man, with no arms or legs, in the middle of the ocean? fucked"

"I wanted to make a ""two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff"" joke, but um... ...tsh."

"Why do blurry people always ask me if I'm drunk?"

"Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called ""Infidel""."

"A Cannibals's Dinner Party If a cannibal is throwing a dinner party, don't show up late. Otherwise you'll get the cold shoulder."