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Joke of the Day
"What drink does hitler hate the most? Juice"
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"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""
"[1st date] Me: I've got crabs [date leaves] [back home looking at my fish tank] ""It's all right guys, one day I'll find one who'll like you"""
"Why don't you ever watch old people have sex? You ever spread open a grilled cheese?"
"hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it"
"What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!"
"My friend kept nagging me to donate one of my prepositions to charity. Eventually, I gave in."
"What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas? When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother"
"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."