82845
Joke of the Day
"I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check."
Next Joke
"How do gangsters receive communications? Gmail"
"Capt of Titanic: ""Mayday! We are sinking"" Coastguard: ""What happened?"" *Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle* Capt: ""Iceberg"""
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in a field of tall grass? Pleasing."
"Caucasian Half-Cauc, Half-Asian"
"Add a word to ruin a movie name: 1- Batman begins...School 2- Charlottes web ... cam 3- the birds...pop 4- Jennifer's body...so hot 5- The cousin's...password"
"And on the 8th day, God almost created Lionel Richie but was all like ""Naw, I'll just hold off a few thousand years then one day HELLO!"""
"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."
"Why is Caitlyn Jenner's stomach bad for you? 'Cause it's full of trans-fat."
"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."