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Joke of the Day
"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"
Next Joke
"I saw a viral video today. It taught me a lot about STDs."
"I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"
"I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines."
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."
"What kind of goat did Houdini have? A scapegoat."
"Hello police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well in that case please send over a pastrami sandwich!"
"Why did France run out of painkillers? because Paris ate 'em all"
"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoatally different!"