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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite thing about earth? It's just got such a great atmosphere."
Next Joke
"Hey, I have an idea. Instead of complaining about your auto-correct every day, how about going into your settings & turning it the fcuk off?"
"After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it."
"A man carrying his wife. She asks him to put her down. ""All right, you're an idiot."" he replied."
"it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour.. i should probably let her in."
"They say Titanic was shot in a swimming pool. So was The Great Gatsby."
"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."
"My friend keeps saying, ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."" I know he means well."
"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"
"Women's rights"