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Joke of the Day
"When is the only time you're not American? When European."
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"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."
"How do you teach your dog to roll over ? Put him on fire."
"Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes ""July"" ""fourth"" and ""fire"" Let's see what you've got, Reddit!"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent"
"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."
"My wife's been working in our garden for two solid days now. I never realized tomatoes required a big, six-foot-deep hole like that."
"Fellas, don't waste your time. Memorizing the lyrics to Gangnam Style hasn't gotten me laid once."
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Grand theft Otto"
"SURGEON: *cutting open patient's torso* NURSE: sir, what are you doing?! this is a knee replacement! SURGEON: there's a Pokemon in there"