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Joke of the Day
"When is the only time you're not American? When European."
Next Joke
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken."
"Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die."
"Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."
"School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute."
"Yo momma so fat and a slut... Her ass is the black-hole, it devours everything!!!"
"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""
"Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey? To Prove They Were Not Chicken"
"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."
"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"