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Joke of the Day
"Fellas, don't waste your time. Memorizing the lyrics to Gangnam Style hasn't gotten me laid once."
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"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting? A pintomime."
"Smoke alarms are stupid -- like I'd ever forget to smoke."
"Girls just wanna have Funds"
"Went for a run and now I have to find a way to trade my body in for scrap"
"What car does Hitler drive? [OC] A fuhrerri."
"You can't fix stupid but you can fantasize about slapping the shit out of it."
"phones are so much more than just phones nowadays, like they can also be napkins, or paper towels, or tiny depression machines, or napkins"
"I was kicked out for trying to have sex with a girl with down syndrome I wanted to lose my virginity to someone special."