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Joke of the Day

"Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes ""July"" ""fourth"" and ""fire"" Let's see what you've got, Reddit!"

"Picking up a drug addict is easy... They go for any line."

"Satan has a facebook account, apparently."

"Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat ""so sorry so sorry"" and keep moving forward."

"I was playing Words with Fiends I scored 50 points for using all my runes, but summoned Pazuzu."

"Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him? Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it"

"New surveys show: Surveys show that Google plus is gaining rapid popularity among today's teens."

"One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high."

"Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Silent."