120065

Joke of the Day

"My wife's been working in our garden for two solid days now. I never realized tomatoes required a big, six-foot-deep hole like that."

"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"

"What did the snail say when his friend lost his car? Where did Es-car-go."

"I think black people are great Everybody should own one!"

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. ( ) (v)"

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."

"The guy who named the peacock was just trying to make himself feel better."

"I'm not apathetic, I prefer emotionally constipated."

"Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?"

"his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty"