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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? The 'p' is silent"
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"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Cause seven said, ""I'm gonna stab you, bitch!"""
"What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones."
"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"
"There's a Black man and a Hispanic man in a car who's driving? The cops."
"DON'T shoot for the moon if you miss, you will land among the stars alone and asphyxiating"
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"I'm a pedophile Just kidding"
"*buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self Big Mac"