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Joke of the Day

"Pauly D from Jersey Shore was at the Dance party where Chuck Norris invented the Electric Slide. His hair is now permanently stuck in a blowout position."

"Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum. Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk."

"Dear car commercials, You probably don't mean to scare me but ""German engineering"" is also why I don't have so many cousins today."

"I just learned that 10 out of every 2 people suffers from Dyslexia wow... sorry, I mean wow"

"I don't know why everyone is so upset about the rioting in Ferguson The rest of America is going to do the exact same thing on Friday, they just got a head start on holiday shopping."

"My name's Stanley, but my friends call me Stan... So no one calls me Stan"

"Wife sees me naked at least once a day every day. How do you apologize properly for something like that?"

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper."

"""Age is just a number."" ""Yeah? Jail is just a room."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"