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Joke of the Day
"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."
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"Nick Saban walks into a bar... to watch the College Football Championship"
"""Morning sickness"" should also be used to describe the hatred of waking up in the morning. ""Sorry I was rude. I had morning sickness."""
"Why did Medusa have to take sexual harassment training? Because she wouldn't stop objectifying people."
"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""
"How much cum can a gay guy make? A buttload!"
"Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him."
"If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. "
"What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos? Japotle."
"What do you call a cannibal who only eats comatose people? A vegetarian."