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Joke of the Day
"want to hear a word I just made up? plagarism"
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"I went to a seminar on drilling methods yesterday... Boring!"
"So two guys walk into a bar... and the third one ducks."
"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"
"What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming? Aqua-Vlad"
"Does anyone know how to take care of a Fern? Asking for a frond."
"how did the constipated... How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil."
"What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"
"Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds"
"An American, a British and a German walks into a busy bar... bartender says,"" GET THE HELL OUT, I GOT NO TIME FOR JOKES'."