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Joke of the Day
"Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds"
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"Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off."
"My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting in a Batman costume."
"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."
"I recently entered a blindfolded masturbation competition... I haven't seen the results yet so I've no idea where I came..."
"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."
"What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica? A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out."
"Man is incomplete until he's married....... Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."
"What do you call pants that can fly? Peter Pants I just made it up"