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"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"
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"I hate jokes about disabled people They can't even stand up for themselves"
"""Whats the deal with all this airline food?"" -Sharks in Malaysia"
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."
"Trump is President. Yes, President Trump."
"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."
"How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing."
"Jewish Mathematics."
"On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!"
"I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!"