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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a faggot and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."

"My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive."

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."

"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."

"How do clams communicate? A shell phone!"

"I'm sorry that I gave your baby a wine cooler. I forgot that I superglued a mustache on him earlier and thought he was of legal age."

"A jewish kid asks his dad for $5.... The Dad says, ""$4!? I don't have $3! What do you need $2 for??"

"Two snare drums and a hi-hat fall off a cliff. Bu dum tiss"

"Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car? Because he got an award for revvin' it."