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Joke of the Day

"The baby fell on the floor at breakfast this morning. Luckily, she landed butter side up, so the five second rule still applied."

"Hello everyone, welcome back to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed because I'm seeing a lot of new faces here tonight..."

"What do you call an Irish milkshake? Mashed potatoes..."

"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."

"Some girls are like community colleges... Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in."

"I was at the beach wondering why frisbees always look bigger the closer they get And then it hit me"

"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"

"If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities"

"I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was concerned that it was mine so I quickly drove home, as I got home I was relieved to see that mine was cleaning my shoes on the front porch"

"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."