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Joke of the Day

"I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was concerned that it was mine so I quickly drove home, as I got home I was relieved to see that mine was cleaning my shoes on the front porch"

"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?!"

"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""

"I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets."

"Man, I sure am mad about the rising bullet prices... Now I get less bang for my buck!"

"I just found out they have Canadian Jeopardy It's almost the same, only your answers must be in the form of an apology."

"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."

"George Michael walks into a bar... The barman says, ""George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!"". ""I know,"" replies George, ""It was a Careless Wispa."""

"What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool? I rack."

"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""