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Joke of the Day

"I saw a black man running down the street with a TV I was concerned that it was mine so I quickly drove home, as I got home I was relieved to see that mine was cleaning my shoes on the front porch"

"guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells ""who the fuck fucked my wife!"". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says ""you haven't got enough bullets mate"""

"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."

"How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes??"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"A ninja is like a fart They are both silent, but deadly."

"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."

"A woman in New York is suing a Manhattan salon for $1.5 million over a bad haircut. The last time I saw a disaster like that with clippers was Donald Sterling."

"I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart. Moments like that make life worth living."

"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"