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Joke of the Day
"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."
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"Australia wants to secede from the Commonwealth to distance itself from the British Monarchy... It will no longer be a kingdom and it can't be a principality, so it has to be a country."
"Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? Because he tryptophan."
"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."
"Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an ""arf""itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's ""bark""itect"
"Pluto is not a planet He's a dyslexic god"
"What do you get when you cross a monastery with a convent? A cloister fuck, obviously."
"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."
"There's only 1 thing worse than ants in your pants.... ....and that's Uncles in your pants!"
"My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited."