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Joke of the Day

"Some girls are like community colleges... Even if you're not the smartest guy, you probably still get in."

"When I was a child, I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for Santa to come... Then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left."

"I like my women like I like my moose Big, brown, and horny"

"Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million #2. China: 1.357 billion #3. Japan: 173.3 million #4. Australia: 48 as of last census"

"What is the best part of a Jonestown joke? The punchline"

"No Wonder black people are so fast! Having a 3rd leg really helps."

"If two vegans have an argument... is it still considered beef?"

"The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands."

"Gaming: What's the difference between a train and SONY? When the train announces an arriving ""Station"", you can see it."

"What Time Is It? Its time for lunch."