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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"
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"It's time to end double standards. It doesn't make sense that if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut... But if a guy does the same thing, he's gay."
"What is a pirates favourite material? Yarrrn"
"Do you know what I hate most about Reddit? [deleted] EDIT: Yes! That's the joke!"
"I think I have hit rock bottom in my life. Do you know where I can buy some new tacks?"
"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."
"Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean."
"My wife got home and was mad when she saw I fed my son cake, banana, popcorn and M&M's for dinner. I was like, ""You saw the banana, right?"""
"How many guys does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""