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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway"
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"Two men walked into a bar You'd think at least one of them would've ducked."
"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""
"My brother and I ran out of protein powder. I turned to him and said, ""no whey....."" (true story)"
"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face..."
"How many ears does Daniel Boone have? He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier."
"Why don't eggs like comedians? Cause they always crack them up"
"Why do Jews have big noses? cuz air is free"
"There are three people in this world... Those who can count, and those you can not."
"Dentist: ""You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."""