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Joke of the Day
"If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities"
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"BEST SHORT JOKE you know about YOUR OWN RACE Hear the one about Ku Klux Kinevil? He tried to jump 50 Negros with a steam roller."
"""I love all quilts, regardless of quality."" - blanket statement"
"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""
"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"
"How long is a chinese name"
"""Stuff that alligator in that dolphin"" - God creating sharks"
"Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!"
"What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education."
"I really hate it when someone else creates something that I haven't had the chance to think of first..."