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Joke of the Day

"I was at the beach wondering why frisbees always look bigger the closer they get And then it hit me"

"A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity. The man prayed to God, ""Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?"" And God replied, ""Yours too?"""

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Udderly useless."

"Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia."

"Which fruit can never get married? Melons, because they can'telope."

"[at wine tasting] Hmm yes, very good. a slight smokey undertone. ""Sir, you just put your cigarette in your wine"" Strong smokey undertone"

"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."

"Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines? The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way."

"A co-worker said to me, ""Could you be any more annoying?"" So the next day I wore tap shoes to work."

"It wasn't raining during Trump's inauguration It was just alternative sunshine"