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Joke of the Day

"I was at the beach wondering why frisbees always look bigger the closer they get And then it hit me"

"I like how commercials for gum seem to be predicting a cold, dystopian future where our survival depends on the freshness of our breath."

"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"

"GOD: welcome to Heaven I will answer any question you want now. ME: why does Target have 25 checkout lanes with only 2 always open? GOD: ..."

"Went to my psychologist and told him I feel like a pack of cards. He said hell deal with me later"

"Why did the Jew prefer to sleep in the dark? Because the lights in his house were contolled by a switch"

"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."

"i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed"

"What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker? A zebra."

"What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? It ran to the unstable."