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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irish milkshake? Mashed potatoes..."
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"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."
"Hi, I'm black and I really can't stand it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. They say old habits die hard, but some habits never die.. Like the white men leaving us hanging"
"A sunrise is probably the most beautiful way to find out you just made a series of bad decisions."
"I'm selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T's."
"viscoelasticity is a bit creepy"
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick? I don't have a brick floating in my pool."
"Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store? To pick up some chicks."
"What's brown and sticky? Parcel tape."
"What I say: No! What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking."