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Joke of the Day

"I'm a pretty confident woman until I walk out of the grocery store & try to find where I parked."

"I called into a suicide hotline And they tried to save my life, talk about misleading."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""redacted"" can you use it in a sentence? The is and ."

"""Hey, what's that Febreeze that smells like Fireball?"" Yeah, non-alchoholics call that cinnamon."

"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."

"Printing... Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines. The librarian directs him to the correct section."

"I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking"

"Dicaprio finally won an Oscar!!! Sorry wrong sub..."

"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"