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Joke of the Day

"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."

"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"

"A joke without brevity Is just a long explanation of something that's funny"

"Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world."

"How to be happier: 1. Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy."

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire"

"I WILL NOT click on your tinyurl link, no matter what people are saying about me."

"Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!"

"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"

"Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood."