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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on shit punchlines. The librarian directs him to the correct section."

"An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock."

"""Hi, I'm a male feminist and just shut up for a second while I explain to you why that's so important"""

"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."

"CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege"

"I just called my boss and told him I have explosive diarrhea. It's my day off, but I like to keep him informed."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."

"What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster."

"My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back."

"[NSFW] If sex with three people is a threesome And sex with two people is a twosome... Then I get why some people call me handsome."