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Joke of the Day

"Dicaprio finally won an Oscar!!! Sorry wrong sub..."

"Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to"

"why should you never buy a Asian graphics card? bad drivers."

"*pounds fist twice on chest* *kisses two fingers* *throws peace sign & nods head at DJ* I don't know what I just did, but we should leave."

"It would be easier to walk into Mordor than Gondor Because of the number of entrances"

"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, my next crap could spell disaster!"

"Superman ruins a lot of button down shirts."

"I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. I never got a straight answer."

"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"