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Joke of the Day
"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"
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"Imagine dressing up as Hitler for Halloween in Israel."
"Panic rooms are a great way to protect yourself during home invasions or like if you forget your wife's birthday."
"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"
"My dog wouldn't shut up so I told him I killed the mailman. He was jealous but proud of me."
"You know what they say about banging on a camping trip... ...it's in tents!"
"What do you call a hooker who likes noodles? A Pastatute"
"Personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better."
"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One's a bottom-dwelling, muck-sucker and the other is a fish."
"Told this girl to text me when she got home ... I think she's homeless"