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Joke of the Day

"I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking"

"Two tampons are walking down the street. One is a name brand, and the other is generic. Which one talks to you first? Neither. They're stuck up bitches."

"What is the worst part about an unfinished joke?"

"What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants."

"Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover."

"Why did (do?) cavemen drag their women by the hair? if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud."

"What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad."

"I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets."

"What do robots eat? A bit of this and a byte of that. Courtesy of /u/DabsyGalore here http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1dnslv/i_made_a_working_rollercoaster_using_only_canned/c9s630i"

"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."