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Joke of the Day

"I called into a suicide hotline And they tried to save my life, talk about misleading."

"Guess what? Wll you just do something for me? Yeah, admit you just wiped your screen."

"I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."

"Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night. I'm not very good at darts."

"What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap? A farte"

"A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)"

"People always say to do exercise, I do Breathing... Could I be more WORKING!"

"I'm late to this meeting cause I have a boner and can't get out of my car"

"Got any spare change? No, Im an athiest. Can you give me a hand? No, Im an athiest. Hows the weather? Sorry, Im an athiest. - Athiests"

"Under a bridge, harassing goats. That's how I troll."