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Joke of the Day

"Printing... Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"I am not a ""Grammar Nazi""... I prefer the term ""Alt-Write""."

"I heard you like bad boys she replied: Yeah Well, i'm not trying to impress you or anything But When Disney channel asked me to go their website with parents permission, I didn't ask my parents."

"A woman is on trial for murdering her husband. ""So ma'am, first offender?"" ""No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."""

"One vampire to the other : "" Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner""!"

"My name is Steven But the bank calls me Owen. Owen Lotts."

"A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. ' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one"

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."