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Joke of the Day

"Doctors say eating a piece of Bacon takes 9 mins off your life...if my math is correct i died in 1781"

"What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out? A phoney friend!"

"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"

"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."

"Why don't we assassinate Kim Jong-Un? Because the North remembers."

"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again"

"What is teen pop? Jared's favorite music genre."

"What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy? Dork chocolate"

"New Viagra Product !! Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea... It does nothing for erections but stops your Biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea..!!"

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two tired."