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Joke of the Day

"Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach."

"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."

"Actual warning I saw in a pamphlet: ""You may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth."" Oh shit...."

"Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him? He was always high! ^(I'm sorry)"

"The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits if they wanted to be successful, ""gotta catch em all,"" remember!"

"What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops"

"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"

"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."

"Where do Muslims go when they die? Everywhere"

"*Jesus looks over bill from last supper* ""It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver."" ""I got this!"" Judas yells, almost too quickly."