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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two tired."
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"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."
"[Old joke alert] Why are dwarfs so depressed? Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy."
"Open the door ...... Ooen the door.... Open the door Odour"
"""You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have."" -Maya Angelou"
"My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother ""still had down syndrome."" No mother, he walked it off."
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"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."